April 30, 2012

The second in my series of . This is the only way I remember this song. (Sorry ).

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July 31, 2011

@ericwareheim @timheidecker: True origins of #Chrimbus revealed! #timanderic #omghastobeaprank

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April 5, 2011
A brief index of knives

There are several other categories of knives, but here are the essentials, for those interested in learning more about knives:

1. Regular knives

2. Knives you keep forgetting about

3. Comically ornate knives

4. Perfectly good knives found near a water tower

5. Knives given as still-unopened presents

6. Knives that tell you what to do

7. Chinese knives

These are the categories of knives that matter most, as you start to learn more about knives.

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November 23, 2010
“Let’s go ahead and put these right next to each other…”

“Let’s go ahead and put these right next to each other…”

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September 15, 2010

This is a subtle Spielberg easter egg, right?

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Filed under: harbor master, spielberg joke 
July 2, 2010

Some popular songs, as good as they are, need a little help making more sense.  This is the first in my upcoming series of #fixedpopsongs

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April 21, 2010

Does running over a hooker under a freeway overpass signify a crime, or just bad luck?  I can’t remember.

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