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There are several other categories of knives, but here are the essentials, for those interested in learning more about knives:
1. Regular knives
2. Knives you keep forgetting about
3. Comically ornate knives
4. Perfectly good knives found near a water tower
5. Knives given as still-unopened presents
6. Knives that tell you what to do
7. Chinese knives
These are the categories of knives that matter most, as you start to learn more about knives.
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